I really want a LED Lenser Police Torch for my birthday.
Hint hint…
This news is unsurprising and I think broadly welcome:
A journalist from Panorama, a conservative weekly news magazine owned by Silvio Berlusconi, the Italian prime minister, used a hidden camera to film interviews with three gay priests, who introduced the journalist to the gay clubs they apparently frequent, and allowed the journalist to film their sexual encounters with strangers, including one in a church building.
One of the priests, a Frenchman identified only as Paul, celebrated Mass in the morning before driving the two escorts he had hired to attend a party the night before to the airport, Panorama said.
From personal experience I think it is better that gay priests satisfy their urges with willing participants.
We went to the Saatchi Gallery today. The current exhibition, Newspeak, is a survey of current British art. The verdict is that it is pretty poor. I agree with Brian Sewell in the Evening Standard:
… Newspeak is at best cliché, kitsch and the ironic subversion that is the joke so often played by the post-postmodernist. It demonstrates how swiftly the energy of the YBAs evaporated, leaving no useful legacy for their successors, nothing on which they could build.
One might reasonably conclude that British art is dead.
However in two rooms upstairs were the remnants of a Korean exhibition. I wish that I had gone to see the whole thing as the two rooms left are amazing:

I love it when Brian Sewell in the Evening Standard is on a roll. Imagine the following in his acidly acerbic aristocratic tones:
Sigrid Holmwood’s work, however, as a pasticheur of early Van Gogh in ghastly fluorescent paint, is fit only for the bonfire — a kindly critic might just manage to apply the pseudo-compliment “robust” to it, but to the sane man it is the product of an Australian sensibility. Miss Holmwood is perhaps not quite the worst artist represented here; for that accolade she is in competition with Phoebe Unwin, a monkey-see, monkey-do artist who can mimic badly anything done better by others, with Clunie Reid, a creature of shallow glistering vulgarities, and with Lynette Boakye, in whose portraiture one could perceive merit only if it were the work of an infant.
The man is a genius – shame the Newspeak artists are not…
Normal service for Andrew resumes:
But I’ve learned over time to respect the canniness of this president’s restraint. His gift is patience and perseverance and allowing his enemies to destroy themselves. And I suspect this Breitbart racial smear may be a moment when, once again, you see how Obama outsmarts his opponents.
So for Andrew sacking someone then apologizing to them and then finally promoting them is an example of canny restraint?
Please get help.
It appears that my neurosurgery is getting closer. I have just had a letter telling me to report to Charing Cross Hospital for a MRI under general anesthetic.
Why?
I have no idea…
May be I was shaking with fear too much last time…